~`my old man
i met a man and he spoke these words..
sisters and brothers i have none..
but this mans father is my fathers son..
who is he.. this man.. in relation to me..
~`stable
what once was alive.. once tall.. no head
has 4 legs and now stands dead..
~`a ton's a ton
which weighs more a liter of cream.. or a liter of milk..
~`ego
two sisters cleaning up some mud.. both finish up before a party..
one of the girls is dirty the other is clean..
the clean one goes off and washes up.. the dirty one goes to the party..
~`even odds (hard riddle)
three magic doors..
behind 2 of the doors is a bad thing..
behind 1 of the doors is a good thing..
you choose a door and a genie arrives and speaks..
before i open the door you picked..
i shalt reveal one of the other two doors as a bad door choice..
the genie reveals a bad door leaving only 2 doors left unopened..
the door you picked and the door you didn't..
the genie then asks wisely will you stick with your first choice or change..
why was the genie wise..
~`unreal
the rich need me..
the poor have me..
if either eat me they die..