Storyboard
Your place in the world
- You are software that runs on your set of bots
Potential Plot Points
- In universe creator of chickens called Chickenpluk
- Uranian Scammers
- CryptoLocker ransomware attack
- Split a map into lanes and call it time travel (http://zero-k.info/Forum/Thread/21020?page=2&Search=&User=&grorder=&grdesc=False&grpage=2)
Debug data:
[SQLBagOStuff] MainObjectStash using store ReplicatedBagOStuff[objectcache] MainWANObjectCache using store EmptyBagOStuffIP: 216.73.216.149Start request GET /mediawiki/index.php?direction=prev&oldid=3124&title=Storyboard
HTTP HEADERS:
CONTENT-TYPE:
CONTENT-LENGTH: 0
X-FORWARDED-FOR: 10.3.97.19
USER-AGENT: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
HOST: zero-k.info
ACCEPT-ENCODING: gzip, br, zstd, deflate
ACCEPT: */*
VIA: 1.1 squid-proxy-5b5d847c96-wd5c6 (squid/6.10)
CONNECTION: keep-alive
CACHE-CONTROL: max-age=0[localisation] LocalisationCache: using store LCStoreDB[session] SessionManager using store SqlBagOStuff[DBReplication] Cannot use ChronologyProtector with EmptyBagOStuff[DBReplication] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LBFactory::getChronologyProtector: request info {
"IPAddress": "216.73.216.149",
"UserAgent": "Mozilla\/5.0 AppleWebKit\/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot\/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)",
"ChronologyProtection": false,
"ChronologyPositionIndex": 0,
"ChronologyClientId": false
}[DBConnection] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer::lazyLoadReplicationPositions: executed chronology callback.[DBConnection] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer::getLocalConnection: connected to database 0 at 'localhost'.[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[session] SessionBackend "vq4lu2si54c7d2n98rbqe150kieq01gs" is unsaved, marking dirty in constructor[session] SessionBackend "vq4lu2si54c7d2n98rbqe150kieq01gs" save: dataDirty=1 metaDirty=1 forcePersist=0[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "wikidb229_mw__session", "", "1723801719", "/", "", "", "1"[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "wikidb229_mw_UserID", "", "1723801719", "/", "", "", "1"[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "wikidb229_mw_Token", "", "1723801719", "/", "", "", "1"[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "forceHTTPS", "", "1723801719", "/", "", "", "1"[DBConnection] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer::getLocalConnection: connected to database 0 at 'localhost'.Title::getRestrictionTypes: applicable restrictions to [[Storyboard]] are {edit,move}[ContentHandler] Created handler for wikitext: WikitextContentHandler[MessageCache] MessageCache using store SqlBagOStuff[localisation] LocalisationCache::isExpired(en): cache for en expired due to GlobalDependency[localisation] LocalisationCache::recache: got localisation for en from source[DBQuery] startAtomic: entering level 0 (LCStoreDB::finishWrite)[DBQuery] endAtomic: leaving level 0 (LCStoreDB::finishWrite)[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] SqlBagOStuff::lock failed due to timeout for wikidb229-mw_:messages:en.[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[MessageCache] MessageCache::load: Loading en... local cache is empty, global cache is expired/volatile, loading from databaseParserFactory: using preprocessor: Preprocessor_HashUnstubbing $wgLang on call of $wgLang::_unstub from ParserOptions->__construct[caches] parser: SqlBagOStuffArticle::view using parser cache: noArticle::view: doing uncached parse[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #125 (handle id #119) will be used for SqlBagOStuffParser cache options found.[DBPerformance] Sub-optimal transaction on DB(s) [localhost (wikidb229-mw_) (TRX#deb861)]:
0 7.701675 query-m: DELETE FROM `mw_l10n_cache` WHERE lc_lang = 'X' [TRX#deb861]
1 0.003078 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
2 0.002890 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
3 0.002690 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
4 0.002602 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
5 0.002528 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
6 0.002501 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
7 0.002414 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
8 0.002519 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
9 0.002451 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
10 0.002537 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
11 0.002597 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
12 0.002555 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
13 0.002595 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
14 0.002604 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
15 0.002576 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
16 0.004402 query-m: INSERT INTO `mw_l10n_cache` (lc_lang,lc_key,lc_value) VALUES ('X') [TRX#deb861]
17 0.008274 query-m: REPLACE INTO `mw_objectcache` (keyname,value,exptime) VALUES ('X')MediaWiki::preOutputCommit: primary transaction round committedMediaWiki::preOutputCommit: pre-send deferred updates completedMediaWiki::preOutputCommit: session changes committedMediaWiki::preOutputCommit: LBFactory shutdown completedTitle::getRestrictionTypes: applicable restrictions to [[Storyboard]] are {edit,move}
