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== Chicken Eggs ==
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<[DDM]lavishpcar2[CA]> overdrive is broken?
 
 
 
<[LCC]Google_Frog[CA]> there's nothing to overdrive stupid
 
 
 
== Science ==
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> http://trac.caspring.org/wiki/CaFluff
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> sak really got me with the "metal from trees" thing there :(
 
 
 
<Clogger> wow, sak beat krapt at science?
 
 
 
<Clogger> drop out of school now, krapt
 
 
 
<Clogger> sak beat you at science
 
 
 
 
 
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<FlagHacker> you can also modify that to sound better
 
 
 
<FlagHacker> since you're the scientist
 
 
 
<FlagHacker> i was just getting the ball rolling and hoping to inspire. you can continue the work
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> I'm not the scientist anymore
 
 
 
<FlagHacker> why not?
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> I quit school after sak schooled me at science :(
 
 
 
<FlagHacker> i see
 
 
 
<FlagHacker> i lolled
 
 
 
<FlagHacker> pwned
 
 
 
<FlagHacker> a spring related argument made someone quit school. we've hit the big time
 
 
 
 
 
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<gerkinzola> bender pop quiz: whay does a solution of CR207(-2)(aq0 turn yellow when NaOH is added?
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> oh i know this one
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> the dichromate form converts to the chromate form CrO4(2-) under basic conditions
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> did you actually know that off the top of your head det
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> i mean KR
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> yeah
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> I am studying for a BSc at Monash University you know
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> and you wrote the CA fluff?
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> are you sure thats what you're studying?
 
 
 
== Nihilism ==
 
 
 
<[CA]Zirconium> Fred Nietzsche's Revenge
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> Its not nietzchean!
 
 
 
<KDR_11k> nietz-chan!
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> Nietzsche was a hack.
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> He was AGAINST nihilism.
 
 
 
<KDR_11k> Nietzsche was emo, no?
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> yes
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> Neitzche was the first emo.
 
 
 
<KDR_11k> Well, okay, noone beats Kafka in emo...
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> 'Oh woe is me nihilism is so bad i dont believe in anything.'
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> Bitch get in line. Nihilism is the best.
 
 
 
 
 
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<[0K]Licho> gundam universe is confusing :(
 
 
 
<[0K]Licho> ZK's inventive one is much better - robot kill robots for no reason whatsoever
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> Licho: it's actually plagarized from a setting called IRL where organics kill organics for no reason whatsoever
 
 
 
 
 
== Bizarre commits ==
 
 
 
 
 
<[LCC]Google_Frog[0K]> I had to point out the path to victory to KR
 
 
 
<[LCC]Google_Frog[0K]> make the unit that KR recently balanced
 
 
 
 
 
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<PressureLine> in saying that though... am i the ony one who misses the days when quant would commit something totally bizzare
 
 
 
<PressureLine> and then we could watch Sak having seizures on the floor
 
 
 
<[LCC]Saktoth> no becuase we have car, midknight, maackey and KR for that
 
 
 
 
 
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<[LCC]Licho[CA]> wtf.. pet shop boys instead of soviet anthem does not fit at all
 
 
 
<[LCC]Licho[CA]> that sux [CAT]loong
 
 
 
<[LCC]Licho[CA]> this is worse idea than all bad ideas of CarRepairer[CA] and [1uP]MidKnight together and on steroids
 
 
 
 
 
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<Yogzototh> 2: you can capture spy satellite with arm air cons
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> best solution I can think of for 2 is to REMOVE OWL, but that never seems to happen :(
 
 
 
<Yogzototh> yeh
 
 
 
<Yogzototh> you just need to remove carrepairer first
 
 
 
<Yogzototh> then you unlock owl removal
 
 
 
 
 
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<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> I did not have relations with that gadget
 
 
 
 
 
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<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> who wrote necro walkscript?
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> he's going to be collecting unemployment checks when I find out
 
 
 
<det[THE]dave> oo oo
 
 
 
<det[THE]dave> I did it
 
 
 
<det[THE]dave> CHECK NOW PLEASE
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> x_x
 
 
 
 
 
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<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> argh stupid modules
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> :|
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> why do you do things that make people rage?
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> what'd I do
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> module that makes carrier drones?
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> or a completely misleading name
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> the drones are slightly different from the carrier drones
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> do units spawn?
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> yes
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> how is that different at all?
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> did you ask the question?
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> "Can I get more of X by building a unit?"
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> don't forget the second question for this one
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> "Does sea count?"
 
 
 
 
 
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<SaktothIVL> You know I don't get why people add new abilities to something like the Krow.
 
 
 
<SaktothIVL> The unit was fine. The new ability is really interesting, but now it's two units.
 
 
 
<SaktothIVL> IMO the idea of a down-firing mega-d-gun weapon is great, but putting it on a perfectly accurate all aspect skirm tank? O_o what
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> KR's balance senses alterted him to a low probability event
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> someone had almost fine tuned the balance (as much as possible) of a unit that costs 5k
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> Worse Yet!! the unit had a ROLE!
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> 5k unit with role? imposibru!
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> so he leapt into action quickly formulating a counter to this role idea
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> that is basically what happened
 
 
 
<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> but somehow it is reasonable balanced in spite of his efforts
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
== CarRepairer ==
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> it's simple really.
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> unit cost = (pwn - fail) * baw
 
 
 
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<[1uP]CarRepairer> so why is shield bot fac an unlock now?
 
 
 
<[0K]luckywaldo7> 1st rule of ca: dont ask why, ask why not
 
 
 
<[1uP]CarRepairer> ok
 
 
 
<[1uP]CarRepairer> why is shield bot fac not not an unlock
 
 
 
<[0K]luckywaldo7> x_x
 
 
 
 
 
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<CarRepairer> i just played 1v1
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> WHAT A RUSH
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> have you guys tried this?
 
 
 
<detrino> how badly did you lose
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> i won
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> it was a newb
 
 
 
 
 
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<CarRepairer> when i hover over exit to desktop it reads "ask teammates to resign"
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> kinda annoying
 
 
 
http://i.imgur.com/GPVJmntm.jpg
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> KingRaptor when i change "show advanced settings" in the initial submenu it closes the window
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> will fix those issues shortly
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> on an unrelated note, the more I look at your minimap window the more hideous it becomes
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> so what's your problem with my minimap
 
 
 
<xponen> lol, whats the problem
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> it has over 9000 acres of wasted space
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> as is typically american
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> I guess most other games avoid heavily elongated maps though
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> it's predictable
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> also i have clear blue skies
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> your minimap and chat text are filling your skies with crap like beijing
 
 
 
<xponen> lol whats this
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> you have to wear a gas mask to leave your house
 
 
 
<xponen> its like in the future! everyone wear gasmask and protection
 
 
 
<xponen> is good
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> i'm in the utopian future
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> and you are in the distopian future
 
 
 
 
 
<gajop> but anyway, jpop is filled with weired non-music elements such as visual kei and AKB48 virgin girl group bands
 
 
 
<gajop> guess what the number stands in the name of AKB48?
 
 
 
<[LCC]jK> 69 in japense?
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> 48 is the number of hours you have to use the morning after pill
 
 
 
 
 
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<CarRepairer> hi
 
 
 
<gajop> o/
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> how are you today
 
 
 
<gajop> hungry
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> serbia was hungary, took a bit of turkey, dipped it in some greece, fried it in japan and ate it off china
 
 
 
<gajop> yeh but with no food i've been in spain all day
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> you're always russian
 
 
 
 
 
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<NinjaGaiden> oops, this is wrong account
 
 
 
<NinjaGaiden> Guess who I am
 
 
 
<[LCC]Licho[CA]> some noob
 
 
 
<[LCC]Licho[CA]> car
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> lol
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> car probably, but more annoying
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">** [LCC]det[CA] joined the channel.</span>
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">** NinjaGaiden left the channel( Quit ).</span>
 
 
 
<[LCC]det[CA]> Car :<
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> HA HA HA
 
 
 
<[LCC]Licho[CA]> lol
 
 
 
== IonStorm ==
 
 
 
<HiKitty> how do you think about a flame-ball like firewalker on goli?
 
 
 
<HiKitty> without the area burn effect and more fire damage
 
 
 
<[DrK]xponen> why it need to be flame ball?
 
 
 
<HiKitty> the main gun?
 
 
 
<SaktothIVL> thats an antiswarm weapon
 
 
 
<[DrK]xponen> gollie is not riot right?
 
 
 
<[DrK]xponen> so shouldn't have balls
 
 
 
<HiKitty> yes, but it will burn itself if raiders get close
 
 
 
<[DrK]xponen> why not the current flame thrower?
 
 
 
<HiKitty> sumo jumps on goli and it stuck
 
 
 
<HiKitty> jacks jump back
 
 
 
<Rafal[0K]> make Golli place wolverine mines around itself :P
 
 
 
<[DrK]xponen> good for the sumo
 
 
 
<HiKitty> it needs an area-denial role against heavies
 
 
 
<Rafal[0K]> weapon can be either area or antiheavy, not both
 
 
 
<HiKitty> because else heavies walk around it (hills) or use the hill-terrain to outrange goli
 
 
 
<Rafal[0K]> unless it is nuke
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> "without the area burn effect"
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> "area denial"
 
 
 
<[DrK]xponen> why deny area from hevies?
 
 
 
<Rafal[0K]> dont listen to Neon :P
 
 
 
<[DrK]xponen> cant heavies go anywhere?
 
 
 
<HiKitty> area denial - not where the weapon hits, but from where the goli stands
 
 
 
<Rafal[0K]> he types random words
 
 
 
<HiKitty> heavies should not be allowed to get close to golis - or they should get a HP penalty
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">* [LCC]KingRaptor[0K] uses Renegade interrupt</span>
 
 
 
<HiKitty> that is area denial - isn't it?
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> I've had enough of your sophist ramblings
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> !mute HiKitty
 
 
 
Channel message: <[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> has muted <HiKitty>
 
 
 
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<SinKitty> it is not bad if it outranges hlt, as long as it has a low enough dps
 
 
 
<SinKitty> the problem if slashers is, that they have not the time to kill bombers
 
 
 
<SinKitty> or gunships
 
 
 
<SinKitty> because they effectively have -500 range vs Brawlers
 
 
 
<SinKitty> they could have something like 15-20 dps over a very huge area, and wouldn't be worth the cost if something gets repaired
 
 
 
<SinKitty> terra will block, it wouldn't block merl
 
 
 
<SinKitty> 15 dps would be equal to shield regeneration per cost ^
 
 
 
<SaktothIVL> Why is sinkitty posting in zkdev
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> !info
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> guess it's up to me
 
 
 
<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> !mute SinKitty
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">Channel message: <[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> has muted <SinKitty></span>
 
 
 
 
 
== emmanuel ==
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> i get award by studying the robotic prototype from 1960
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX>
 
 
 
http://i.imgur.com/6t5qThHm.jpg
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZMGCFLEYakM what hapended since 1969 ???
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> in matrix1 they said the tech level loop at 1995 or so but its false
 
 
 
<emanuell> starwars happend and made all financing of imperial material in sience evil
 
 
 
<emanuell> the development of at-at walkers at boston dynamics was thrown back for half a century
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> walker vehicule 1969 ,landing on moon 1969
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> not random
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> the actual "mule" robot is a..robot not a piloted vehicule computerless
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> its what at mean :the human exited the tech since 1969
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> terminator is a fake their is no need to collect body forany task
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> i born obsolete
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> damn!
 
 
 
<emmanuelSUXX> insemination is crime
 
 
 
 
 
== Moderation ==
 
 
 
<Forever>  its a spammer
 
 
 
<Forever>  that usually sits in zkdev
 
 
 
<Forever>  think hes an admin or some kind of dev
 
 
 
<Forever>  that trolls for x mas
 
 
 
<Forever>  i gues hes to happy from drinking
 
 
 
<Forever>  and wants some fun
 
 
 
<[ISP]IrishDruid>  lulz a troll admin?
 
 
 
<Forever>  kind of
 
 
 
<[ISP]IrishDruid>  a troll admin = epic win for the troll admin
 
 
 
<Forever>  of course
 
 
 
<Forever>  he knows how the game is coded
 
 
 
<Forever>  and knows how to use that in his advantage
 
 
 
<Forever>  but i am sure its a big elo troll admin
 
 
 
<Forever>  cause he plays like a 2000 elo
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">Channel message: <Nightwatch> kicked <<Forever> > from the server (reason: Banned)</span>
 
 
 
<[ISP]IrishDruid>  LOLWUT?
 
 
 
<[ISP]IrishDruid>  ....
 
 
 
<TheMooseIsLoose>  he knows too much
 
 
 
<TheMooseIsLoose>  they can't let him live
 
 
 
<[ISP]IrishDruid> Or maybe he know too little...
 
 
 
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<GoogleFrog> forum ban is stupid
 
 
 
<GoogleFrog> listen to me, I'm the one that didn't think chicken comm was a good idea
 
 
 
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<[I]burp> how are admins chosen?
 
 
 
<Saktoth> Nice people with good records
 
 
 
<[I]burp> lol
 
 
 
<[I]burp> you don't believe that yourself
 
 
 
<Anarchid> nice people with good records, and skasi
 
 
 
<[I]burp> should I go on with the "and" part?
 
 
 
<Anarchid> also anybody who has lobby admin privs automaticlly gets zkadmin privs
 
 
 
<Anarchid> i think
 
 
 
<[I]burp> its basically endless
 
 
 
<Anarchid> The "and" part was somewhat of a joke. Do you think there are much evil, abusive admins, then?
 
 
 
<Anarchid> If you want to complain about a specific case, there's report button ;)
 
 
 
<[I]burp> abusive? yea I reported one once
 
 
 
<[I]burp> that was like the only report I ever made
 
 
 
<[I]burp> many others are just no good admins
 
 
 
<[I]burp> they are not tolerant enough, kicking and banning arbitrarily
 
 
 
<[I]burp> when they had like a bad day
 
 
 
<Anarchid> you are complaining about getting kicked
 
 
 
<Anarchid> go file a report
 
 
 
<[I]burp> without taking care about the situation
 
 
 
<[I]burp> lol, as if its worth it
 
 
 
<Anarchid> your unspecific whining is not useful and cannot be resolved
 
 
 
<[I]burp> it doesnt change anything
 
 
 
<Anarchid> god damnit
 
 
 
<Anarchid> i have a wife for this kind of talk
 
 
 
 
 
== Miscellaneous ==
 
 
 
<xponen> This is cool idea: "Player X killed Queen with 1 damage"
 
 
 
<xponen> this is the coolest achievement
 
 
 
<xponen> same like shooting pistol at queen and it die... = achievement!
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> your mother is the coolest achievement
 
 
 
<xponen> erm... a meme
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> and a rather unfunny one at that
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> I know
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> I used to think "your mother" was a witty insult
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> then I took an arrow in the knee
 
 
 
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<detrino> banana is the worst possible fruit to name yourself after
 
 
 
<detrino> are you even aware dragon fruit exists ??
 
 
 
<banana_N0U> detrino: You said Banana like it is something bad.
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> he likes bananas
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> ever since he came to canada and saw his first banana
 
 
 
<CarRepairer> they don't have them in the old country
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> as everyone knows, bananas are native to Vancouver
 
 
 
<detrino> I would never capitalize banana
 
 
 
<detrino> it deserves no such respect
 
 
 
<detrino> unlike me
 
 
 
<detrino> I always capitalize I
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> but you don't capitalize detrino
 
 
 
<detrino> Im not rich like you
 
 
 
<detrino> d is the most expensive of all capital letters
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> ah
 
 
 
<detrino> ahh, to be a canadian
 
 
 
<detrino> all the capital d's you can write
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> it is nice, I will aDmit
 
 
 
<detrino> and maple syrup right off the trees
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> only in Quêbec
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> well, there might be other parts of the country that have it, but Quêbec is the main place to get it
 
 
 
<detrino> accented e's
 
 
 
<detrino> now you are just flaunting your wealth
 
 
 
<detrino> its offensive
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> hêy, what êlsê am I supposêD to Do with it?
 
 
 
<detrino> im sorry
 
 
 
<detrino> I overreacted
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> Diacritics and capitals prêtty much grow on trêês hêrê
 
 
 
<detrino> its not like you used upside down ? or anything
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> truê
 
 
 
<Shadowfury333> thosê arê only rêally founD furthêr south, nêar Mêxico
 
 
 
 
 
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<Saktoth> And so now naturally it is like a 'woah.. Saktoth... you sleep with lots of women THAT IS WEIRD'... so Google and KingRaptor made fun of me by saying that all the CEGS in Zero-K are named after my
 
girlfriends.
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> I didn't make the connection to you, only google did
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> I was making fun of quant
 
 
 
<Saktoth> So you are making fun of quant by implying he is poly!
 
 
 
<Saktoth> Why don't you imply that they are all boys names and so HE IS GAY.
 
 
 
<Saktoth> Make fun of him for being GAY KR!
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> I don't think "tess" and "chloe" are common boy's names
 
 
 
<Saktoth> Are you making fun of boys with girls names KingRaptor?
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> x_x
 
 
 
<Saktoth> Man you're running the gamut, why don't you say that they 'sound like black peoples names'?
 
 
 
 
 
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<Helwor> join specs
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> !votemap
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">* Springiee Poll: Do you want to change to a suitable random map? [!y=0/3, !n=0/3]</span>
 
 
 
<Helwor> !y
 
 
 
<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> specs dont like my map
 
 
 
<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> !n
 
 
 
<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> unspec or stfu
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> not unspeccing unless map changes
 
 
 
<KingRaptor> so...
 
 
 
<Ahira> !y
 
 
 
<Dylstar> !y
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">* Springiee Poll: Do you want to change to a suitable random map? [END:SUCCESS]</span>
 
 
 
<span style="color:#C71585">* Springiee changing map to Lowland Crossing Revised v2</span>
 
 
 
<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> terrorists win
 
 
 
 
 
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<FireNeb> Licho reported!
 
 
 
<FireNeb> :P
 
 
 
<Licho> it was accident
 
 
 
<Licho> i was testing something else
 
 
 
<FireNeb> :\
 
 
 
<FireNeb> Licho self-d smurfs say the same! Oppps I killed half of the team with self-d, it was accident :P
 
 
 
<FireNeb> jking :)
 
 
 
<Sprung> happens IRL too
 
 
 
<Sprung> "daddy, how was i born?"
 
 
 
<Skasi> it was accident
 
 
 
<Skasi> i was testing something else
 
 
 
<Skasi> soz sprung :<
 
 
 
 
 
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