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Chicken Eggs

<[DDM]lavishpcar2[CA]> overdrive is broken?

<[LCC]Google_Frog[CA]> there's nothing to overdrive stupid

Science

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> http://trac.caspring.org/wiki/CaFluff

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> sak really got me with the "metal from trees" thing there :(

<Clogger> wow, sak beat krapt at science?

<Clogger> drop out of school now, krapt

<Clogger> sak beat you at science


<FlagHacker> you can also modify that to sound better

<FlagHacker> since you're the scientist

<FlagHacker> i was just getting the ball rolling and hoping to inspire. you can continue the work

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> I'm not the scientist anymore

<FlagHacker> why not?

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> I quit school after sak schooled me at science :(

<FlagHacker> i see

<FlagHacker> i lolled

<FlagHacker> pwned

<FlagHacker> a spring related argument made someone quit school. we've hit the big time


<gerkinzola> bender pop quiz: whay does a solution of CR207(-2)(aq0 turn yellow when NaOH is added?

<[LCC]Saktoth> oh i know this one

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> the dichromate form converts to the chromate form CrO4(2-) under basic conditions

<[LCC]Saktoth> did you actually know that off the top of your head det

<[LCC]Saktoth> i mean KR

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> yeah

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> I am studying for a BSc at Monash University you know

<[LCC]Saktoth> and you wrote the CA fluff?

<[LCC]Saktoth> are you sure thats what you're studying?

Nihilism

<[CA]Zirconium> Fred Nietzsche's Revenge

<[LCC]Saktoth> Its not nietzchean!

<KDR_11k> nietz-chan!

<[LCC]Saktoth> Nietzsche was a hack.

<[LCC]Saktoth> He was AGAINST nihilism.

<KDR_11k> Nietzsche was emo, no?

<[LCC]Saktoth> yes

<[LCC]Saktoth> Neitzche was the first emo.

<KDR_11k> Well, okay, noone beats Kafka in emo...

<[LCC]Saktoth> 'Oh woe is me nihilism is so bad i dont believe in anything.'

<[LCC]Saktoth> Bitch get in line. Nihilism is the best.


<[0K]Licho> gundam universe is confusing :(

<[0K]Licho> ZK's inventive one is much better - robot kill robots for no reason whatsoever

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> Licho: it's actually plagarized from a setting called IRL where organics kill organics for no reason whatsoever


Bizarre commits

<[LCC]Google_Frog[0K]> I had to point out the path to victory to KR

<[LCC]Google_Frog[0K]> make the unit that KR recently balanced


<PressureLine> in saying that though... am i the ony one who misses the days when quant would commit something totally bizzare

<PressureLine> and then we could watch Sak having seizures on the floor

<[LCC]Saktoth> no becuase we have car, midknight, maackey and KR for that


<[LCC]Licho[CA]> wtf.. pet shop boys instead of soviet anthem does not fit at all

<[LCC]Licho[CA]> that sux [CAT]loong

<[LCC]Licho[CA]> this is worse idea than all bad ideas of CarRepairer[CA] and [1uP]MidKnight together and on steroids


<Yogzototh> 2: you can capture spy satellite with arm air cons

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> best solution I can think of for 2 is to REMOVE OWL, but that never seems to happen :(

<Yogzototh> yeh

<Yogzototh> you just need to remove carrepairer first

<Yogzototh> then you unlock owl removal



<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> I did not have relations with that gadget



<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> who wrote necro walkscript?

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> he's going to be collecting unemployment checks when I find out

<det[THE]dave> oo oo

<det[THE]dave> I did it

<det[THE]dave> CHECK NOW PLEASE

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> x_x


<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> argh stupid modules

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> :|

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> why do you do things that make people rage?

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> what'd I do

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> module that makes carrier drones?

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> or a completely misleading name

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> the drones are slightly different from the carrier drones

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> do units spawn?

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> yes

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> how is that different at all?

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> did you ask the question?

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> "Can I get more of X by building a unit?"

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> don't forget the second question for this one

<[LCC]GoogleFrog_DOOP> "Does sea count?"



<SaktothIVL> You know I don't get why people add new abilities to something like the Krow.

<SaktothIVL> The unit was fine. The new ability is really interesting, but now it's two units.

<SaktothIVL> IMO the idea of a down-firing mega-d-gun weapon is great, but putting it on a perfectly accurate all aspect skirm tank? O_o what

<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> KR's balance senses alterted him to a low probability event

<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> someone had almost fine tuned the balance (as much as possible) of a unit that costs 5k

<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> Worse Yet!! the unit had a ROLE!

<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> 5k unit with role? imposibru!

<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> so he leapt into action quickly formulating a counter to this role idea

<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> that is basically what happened

<[LCC]GoogleFrog[0K]> but somehow it is reasonable balanced in spite of his efforts


CarRepairer

<CarRepairer> it's simple really.

<CarRepairer> unit cost = (pwn - fail) * baw

<[1uP]CarRepairer> so why is shield bot fac an unlock now?

<[0K]luckywaldo7> 1st rule of ca: dont ask why, ask why not

<[1uP]CarRepairer> ok

<[1uP]CarRepairer> why is shield bot fac not not an unlock

<[0K]luckywaldo7> x_x



<CarRepairer> i just played 1v1

<CarRepairer> WHAT A RUSH

<CarRepairer> have you guys tried this?

<detrino> how badly did you lose

<CarRepairer> i won

<CarRepairer> it was a newb



<CarRepairer> when i hover over exit to desktop it reads "ask teammates to resign"

<CarRepairer> kinda annoying

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<CarRepairer> KingRaptor when i change "show advanced settings" in the initial submenu it closes the window

<KingRaptor> will fix those issues shortly

<KingRaptor> on an unrelated note, the more I look at your minimap window the more hideous it becomes

<CarRepairer> so what's your problem with my minimap

<xponen> lol, whats the problem

<KingRaptor> it has over 9000 acres of wasted space

<KingRaptor> as is typically american

<KingRaptor> I guess most other games avoid heavily elongated maps though

<CarRepairer> it's predictable

<CarRepairer> also i have clear blue skies

<CarRepairer> your minimap and chat text are filling your skies with crap like beijing

<xponen> lol whats this

<CarRepairer> you have to wear a gas mask to leave your house

<xponen> its like in the future! everyone wear gasmask and protection

<xponen> is good

<CarRepairer> i'm in the utopian future

<CarRepairer> and you are in the distopian future


<gajop> but anyway, jpop is filled with weired non-music elements such as visual kei and AKB48 virgin girl group bands

<gajop> guess what the number stands in the name of AKB48?

<[LCC]jK> 69 in japense?

<CarRepairer> 48 is the number of hours you have to use the morning after pill


<CarRepairer> hi

<gajop> o/

<CarRepairer> how are you today

<gajop> hungry

<CarRepairer> serbia was hungary, took a bit of turkey, dipped it in some greece, fried it in japan and ate it off china

<gajop> yeh but with no food i've been in spain all day

<CarRepairer> you're always russian



<NinjaGaiden> oops, this is wrong account

<NinjaGaiden> Guess who I am

<[LCC]Licho[CA]> some noob

<[LCC]Licho[CA]> car

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> lol

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> car probably, but more annoying

** [LCC]det[CA] joined the channel.

** NinjaGaiden left the channel( Quit ).

<[LCC]det[CA]> Car :<

<[LCC]KingRaptor[CA]> HA HA HA

<[LCC]Licho[CA]> lol

IonStorm

<HiKitty> how do you think about a flame-ball like firewalker on goli?

<HiKitty> without the area burn effect and more fire damage

<[DrK]xponen> why it need to be flame ball?

<HiKitty> the main gun?

<SaktothIVL> thats an antiswarm weapon

<[DrK]xponen> gollie is not riot right?

<[DrK]xponen> so shouldn't have balls

<HiKitty> yes, but it will burn itself if raiders get close

<[DrK]xponen> why not the current flame thrower?

<HiKitty> sumo jumps on goli and it stuck

<HiKitty> jacks jump back

<Rafal[0K]> make Golli place wolverine mines around itself :P

<[DrK]xponen> good for the sumo

<HiKitty> it needs an area-denial role against heavies

<Rafal[0K]> weapon can be either area or antiheavy, not both

<HiKitty> because else heavies walk around it (hills) or use the hill-terrain to outrange goli

<Rafal[0K]> unless it is nuke

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> "without the area burn effect"

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> "area denial"

<[DrK]xponen> why deny area from hevies?

<Rafal[0K]> dont listen to Neon :P

<[DrK]xponen> cant heavies go anywhere?

<HiKitty> area denial - not where the weapon hits, but from where the goli stands

<Rafal[0K]> he types random words

<HiKitty> heavies should not be allowed to get close to golis - or they should get a HP penalty

* [LCC]KingRaptor[0K] uses Renegade interrupt

<HiKitty> that is area denial - isn't it?

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> I've had enough of your sophist ramblings

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> !mute HiKitty

Channel message: <[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> has muted <HiKitty>

<SinKitty> it is not bad if it outranges hlt, as long as it has a low enough dps

<SinKitty> the problem if slashers is, that they have not the time to kill bombers

<SinKitty> or gunships

<SinKitty> because they effectively have -500 range vs Brawlers

<SinKitty> they could have something like 15-20 dps over a very huge area, and wouldn't be worth the cost if something gets repaired

<SinKitty> terra will block, it wouldn't block merl

<SinKitty> 15 dps would be equal to shield regeneration per cost ^

<SaktothIVL> Why is sinkitty posting in zkdev

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> !info

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> guess it's up to me

<[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> !mute SinKitty

Channel message: <[LCC]KingRaptor[0K]> has muted <SinKitty>


emmanuel

<emmanuelSUXX> i get award by studying the robotic prototype from 1960

<emmanuelSUXX>

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<emmanuelSUXX> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZMGCFLEYakM what hapended since 1969 ???

<emmanuelSUXX> in matrix1 they said the tech level loop at 1995 or so but its false

<emanuell> starwars happend and made all financing of imperial material in sience evil

<emanuell> the development of at-at walkers at boston dynamics was thrown back for half a century

<emmanuelSUXX> walker vehicule 1969 ,landing on moon 1969

<emmanuelSUXX> not random

<emmanuelSUXX> the actual "mule" robot is a..robot not a piloted vehicule computerless

<emmanuelSUXX> its what at mean :the human exited the tech since 1969

<emmanuelSUXX> terminator is a fake their is no need to collect body forany task

<emmanuelSUXX> i born obsolete

<emmanuelSUXX> damn!

<emmanuelSUXX> insemination is crime


Moderation

<Forever> its a spammer

<Forever> that usually sits in zkdev

<Forever> think hes an admin or some kind of dev

<Forever> that trolls for x mas

<Forever> i gues hes to happy from drinking

<Forever> and wants some fun

<[ISP]IrishDruid> lulz a troll admin?

<Forever> kind of

<[ISP]IrishDruid> a troll admin = epic win for the troll admin

<Forever> of course

<Forever> he knows how the game is coded

<Forever> and knows how to use that in his advantage

<Forever> but i am sure its a big elo troll admin

<Forever> cause he plays like a 2000 elo

Channel message: <Nightwatch> kicked <<Forever> > from the server (reason: Banned)

<[ISP]IrishDruid> LOLWUT?

<[ISP]IrishDruid> ....

<TheMooseIsLoose> he knows too much

<TheMooseIsLoose> they can't let him live

<[ISP]IrishDruid> Or maybe he know too little...

<GoogleFrog> forum ban is stupid

<GoogleFrog> listen to me, I'm the one that didn't think chicken comm was a good idea


<[I]burp> how are admins chosen?

<Saktoth> Nice people with good records

<[I]burp> lol

<[I]burp> you don't believe that yourself

<Anarchid> nice people with good records, and skasi

<[I]burp> should I go on with the "and" part?

<Anarchid> also anybody who has lobby admin privs automaticlly gets zkadmin privs

<Anarchid> i think

<[I]burp> its basically endless

<Anarchid> The "and" part was somewhat of a joke. Do you think there are much evil, abusive admins, then?

<Anarchid> If you want to complain about a specific case, there's report button ;)

<[I]burp> abusive? yea I reported one once

<[I]burp> that was like the only report I ever made

<[I]burp> many others are just no good admins

<[I]burp> they are not tolerant enough, kicking and banning arbitrarily

<[I]burp> when they had like a bad day

<Anarchid> you are complaining about getting kicked

<Anarchid> go file a report

<[I]burp> without taking care about the situation

<[I]burp> lol, as if its worth it

<Anarchid> your unspecific whining is not useful and cannot be resolved

<[I]burp> it doesnt change anything

<Anarchid> god damnit

<Anarchid> i have a wife for this kind of talk


Miscellaneous

<xponen> This is cool idea: "Player X killed Queen with 1 damage"

<xponen> this is the coolest achievement

<xponen> same like shooting pistol at queen and it die... = achievement!

<KingRaptor> your mother is the coolest achievement

<xponen> erm... a meme

<KingRaptor> and a rather unfunny one at that

<KingRaptor> I know

<KingRaptor> I used to think "your mother" was a witty insult

<KingRaptor> then I took an arrow in the knee


<detrino> banana is the worst possible fruit to name yourself after

<detrino> are you even aware dragon fruit exists ??

<banana_N0U> detrino: You said Banana like it is something bad.

<CarRepairer> he likes bananas

<CarRepairer> ever since he came to canada and saw his first banana

<CarRepairer> they don't have them in the old country

<Shadowfury333> as everyone knows, bananas are native to Vancouver

<detrino> I would never capitalize banana

<detrino> it deserves no such respect

<detrino> unlike me

<detrino> I always capitalize I

<Shadowfury333> but you don't capitalize detrino

<detrino> Im not rich like you

<detrino> d is the most expensive of all capital letters

<Shadowfury333> ah

<detrino> ahh, to be a canadian

<detrino> all the capital d's you can write

<Shadowfury333> it is nice, I will aDmit

<detrino> and maple syrup right off the trees

<Shadowfury333> only in Quêbec

<Shadowfury333> well, there might be other parts of the country that have it, but Quêbec is the main place to get it

<detrino> accented e's

<detrino> now you are just flaunting your wealth

<detrino> its offensive

<Shadowfury333> hêy, what êlsê am I supposêD to Do with it?

<detrino> im sorry

<detrino> I overreacted

<Shadowfury333> Diacritics and capitals prêtty much grow on trêês hêrê

<detrino> its not like you used upside down ? or anything

<Shadowfury333> truê

<Shadowfury333> thosê arê only rêally founD furthêr south, nêar Mêxico



<Saktoth> And so now naturally it is like a 'woah.. Saktoth... you sleep with lots of women THAT IS WEIRD'... so Google and KingRaptor made fun of me by saying that all the CEGS in Zero-K are named after my girlfriends.

<KingRaptor> I didn't make the connection to you, only google did

<KingRaptor> I was making fun of quant

<Saktoth> So you are making fun of quant by implying he is poly!

<Saktoth> Why don't you imply that they are all boys names and so HE IS GAY.

<Saktoth> Make fun of him for being GAY KR!

<KingRaptor> I don't think "tess" and "chloe" are common boy's names

<Saktoth> Are you making fun of boys with girls names KingRaptor?

<KingRaptor> x_x

<Saktoth> Man you're running the gamut, why don't you say that they 'sound like black peoples names'?



<Helwor> join specs

<KingRaptor> !votemap

* Springiee Poll: Do you want to change to a suitable random map? [!y=0/3, !n=0/3]

<Helwor> !y

<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> specs dont like my map

<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> !n

<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> unspec or stfu

<KingRaptor> not unspeccing unless map changes

<KingRaptor> so...

<Ahira> !y

<Dylstar> !y

* Springiee Poll: Do you want to change to a suitable random map? [END:SUCCESS]

* Springiee changing map to Lowland Crossing Revised v2

<CrakKCRacKKrAkK> terrorists win



<FireNeb> Licho reported!

<FireNeb> :P

<Licho> it was accident

<Licho> i was testing something else

<FireNeb> :\

<FireNeb> Licho self-d smurfs say the same! Oppps I killed half of the team with self-d, it was accident :P

<FireNeb> jking :)

<Sprung> happens IRL too

<Sprung> "daddy, how was i born?"

<Skasi> it was accident

<Skasi> i was testing something else

<Skasi> soz sprung :<

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