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Welcome to the actual lore of Zero-K. Please note this is a work in progress and is totally original and not to be copied. People who copy this will be copied and the work will be claimed as my own. /s | Welcome to the actual lore of Zero-K. Please note this is a work in progress and is totally original and not to be copied. People who copy this will be copied and the work will be claimed as my own. /s | ||
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| + | = Chefs = | ||
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| + | Chefs are humanoid confectioners of the culinary arts. They are the main antagonist of Zero-K, motivated to grow their restaurant franchise, which only serves lobster for some reason. It is unknown why anyone would ever only want to each lobster without french fries. | ||
= Lobsters = | = Lobsters = | ||
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| + | Lobsters are the main denizens of Zero-K. An aquatic creature that lives in cluster pots that enjoys parties, Lobsters are little to no threat to their archnemesis, the Chefs. They are frequently encountered in the shallow end of the Lobster Catacombs where they party most of the day while being useless the other part of the day. While useless on their own, Lobsters can kill chefs if enough of them gather around to drag the chef down deep into the lobster catacombs. | ||
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| + | = Potatoes = | ||
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| + | Potatoes are the final, last best defense of the lobsters. These ancient golems of uselessness dwell deep inside the lobster catacombs, protecting the heart of the catacombs from the Chefs. What lies in the heart of the catacombs is a tightly held secret; one that shall never be revealed to the chefs, unless they break through the potatoes' defenses. | ||
Revision as of 09:16, 16 September 2018
Welcome to the actual lore of Zero-K. Please note this is a work in progress and is totally original and not to be copied. People who copy this will be copied and the work will be claimed as my own. /s
Chefs
Chefs are humanoid confectioners of the culinary arts. They are the main antagonist of Zero-K, motivated to grow their restaurant franchise, which only serves lobster for some reason. It is unknown why anyone would ever only want to each lobster without french fries.
Lobsters
Lobsters are the main denizens of Zero-K. An aquatic creature that lives in cluster pots that enjoys parties, Lobsters are little to no threat to their archnemesis, the Chefs. They are frequently encountered in the shallow end of the Lobster Catacombs where they party most of the day while being useless the other part of the day. While useless on their own, Lobsters can kill chefs if enough of them gather around to drag the chef down deep into the lobster catacombs.
Potatoes
Potatoes are the final, last best defense of the lobsters. These ancient golems of uselessness dwell deep inside the lobster catacombs, protecting the heart of the catacombs from the Chefs. What lies in the heart of the catacombs is a tightly held secret; one that shall never be revealed to the chefs, unless they break through the potatoes' defenses.
