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17 months ago
Ever had curious thought that does not deserve its own thread? Post it here.

Rules: every post has to include a "What if...?" question, you can answer some if you like but don't post without adding another question.

If you play by rules, have a cookie.

What if questions from today's conversations:

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FIrankAdminAlcur:
What if the explosio radius of everything was doubled with everthing exloding at least like a windgen?


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@zenfur:
What if tidal generators were windgens built upside down?


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@zenfur:
What if Hovercraft factory was a big hovercraft that can move very slowly (it kind of looks like one)?


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@zenfur:
What if airplane's constructor radar dots weren't targetted by AA?


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@wesley_bos
what if gs fac could fly?


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@zenfur:
What if Gauss wasn't broken beyond the realm of usability?
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17 months ago
What if I have too much time in hands?
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17 months ago
What if Jumpbot factory could fly?
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17 months ago
what if sumo, like the one in that vid, goes wakka wakka and does what sumo wrestlers do, eat. IT COULD NEWTON GUN ENEMIES INTO ITS MOUTH!
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17 months ago
What if scallop had infinate range and infinate firerate?

I hate scallop, because it is slow. also as a riot it has trouble dealing with units because of it's sluggish fire rate. so what if firerate was infinite and range=300*log(seconds since last fire) with accuracy reduction and bulletspeed reduction on higher firerate?pop one of those point blank against a singu and CHACHACHACHACHACHACHA it's exploded XD!
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17 months ago
What if I forget to make energy?
http://zero-k.info/Battles/Detail/497151
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What if we took BA and gave Zeus' shot a fancy lingering lightning effect on the ground?

What if we allowed Defenders to shoot at ground units?

What if we made tier 2 factories available from the start?

What if we merged Arm and Core into one faction?

What if we gave Thug a shield?

What if we had Bombers that drop mines?

What if we had Bombers that shoot an unguided, very long ranged rocket?

What if we removed a flying spy satellite?

What if we gave every eco building a grid and not just Pylons?

What if we colored grids by M/E efficiency?

What if we created a unit that eats wreckages?

What if we removed most unit morphs?

What if we disallowed Surfboat from picking up submarines?

What if we made a lobby that eats 40% of your CPU when idle?
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17 months ago
What if factories had T2 Morphs that unlocked better units?

:THINKING:
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DErank1a
17 months ago
What if spam threads get moved to offtopic?
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17 months ago
some whta-ifs come true.

also,
what if neenjah mah wongee Chewbacca.
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17 months ago
What if someone made a LEGIT prize money ZK tournament?

Just imagining all the current people going full tryhard, potentially lots of random people or from steam playing 24/7 and suddenly better than current players. Who would the favorites be? Its not necessarily the people id expect cuz theres plenty of people who just never cared enough to grind super keen.

Its a fun thing to think about. The meta would advance very rapidly and I suspect a bunch of cheesy strats would be invented or unit compositions nobody expected.
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17 months ago
Yea, would be interesting.
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17 months ago
What if we made constructors counter raiders?
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17 months ago
What if we had a 1000 players online? :o
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5 months ago
What if this thread didnt die?
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5 months ago
What if Zero-K was a roguelike?
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5 months ago
what if all questions are somehow rhetorical because the answers are already predetermined by events leading up to and including everything that will ever be. questions are still questions but the order of the 'dice' is obfuscate by the sheer complexity of chaos.

what if there is a void.. and its true nature is nonexistence itself and thus vanishes upon appearance leaving only the formless potential of the opposite of void.. ie. the light of the 'lack of lack' ~ 'potential of potential' and the secret light born within the paradox of an immense understanding.

ever tried to wrap your head around a thought that seems to feel although it sparkles deep within your soul? a heavy and energetic thought thats undoubtedly as mad as it is curious.. an unnameable energy that drains all the power out of what youd hoped to see in it.. and as it s understanding dawns it robs you of the darkness you never knew you needed =(

dont open every box.. sometimes you find the box you just opened inside it

thankfully its just a thought.. and zk clears my mind =)
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5 months ago
What if smokedragon is a unknownrankDrKran smurf?
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im not a dr of kran i am a 32 yo man who if im completely honest knows nothing.. eats pizza, loves my girlfriend, thinks too much, plays pc allot and i rant my insanity on the only creative outlet i have. i should probably turn my attentions to my new pet bird. or go for walks or something
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5 months ago
What if sumo could retract it's guns and legs and become a real ball? When it rolls down hills what kind of speeds would it reach? What destruction would it lay behind it?
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