'SHOCKING! Red builds Armada of Singularity Bombers'
"Tensions in the south-western front are reaching new heights after Dark Green and Indigo have pushed Orange off the supermex with artillery and lobsters. Red, who is supposed to be assisting in this front, has been unseen for a long time, and has been presumed afk. Now we know he is, in fact, still ingame, and may be coming back with a vengeance. There are good reasons to believe that Red has at least 4 caretakers connected to his Airplane Plant. If this is true, they must have a fleet of at least 10 Likhos. The anonymous source, a committer to the Zero-K Github, also says that Red plans to abuse a hidden bug involving Hercules and Aegis to give the bomber fleet momentary invulnerability as it passes over Blue's base, a devastating plan if it were to succeed. Is this game-changing plan the reasonn why Team East has been so timid in the South?"
Red puts the paper down and ponders. "Is my team or theirs red?"
