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REBUILD [CLASSIFIED]

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6 hours ago
Army Captain: WE NEED to build defences.
tech: sir, ive found alloys able to build the "stinger" i have 4 soilders bringing the metal here.
Captain (army): okay, lets build 4 lotusus on the right and left flank.

tech: SIR thats over 20,000 dollars we dont have that money!

captn: look, we do. Let me show you a secret. *shows the case of 400 trillion dollars* we ARE ready ok?
tech: ok sir.

general: Captain Trosha, we have 1 paladin coming. 4 weeks estimate until it gets here.

captain: what? okay. i'm ready... AI GET THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS: 001 002 003 AND 005!

AI: yes sir deploying now.


------------ 4 weeks later------------------




Paladin: Rotational cannons ACTIVATE BZZZZZZZZOOOOOWWW!! BLAM! KACHABLOOM!

subjects: {all}: FIRING MISSLES! BAM BOP BOOM! FWOOOOSH!


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reason: my imagination is big
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