Hillarious US-Shutdown Cite

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mojjj

10 years ago
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Even in the middle of its ongoing civil war, the Syrian government has continued to pay its bills and workers' wages.

read more at http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-24342521

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mojjj

10 years ago
(edited 10 years ago)

oh, and a report about the us-shutdown, written with the tone of US-media when reporting about "other" nations. very hillarious.

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While the country’s most recent elections were generally considered to be free and fair (despite threats against international observers), the current crisis has raised questions in the international community about the regime’s ability to govern this complex nation of 300 million people, not to mention its vast stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_world_/2013/09/30/potential_government_shutdown_how_would_the_u_s_media_report_on_it_if_it.html

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Anarchid

10 years ago

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very hillarious.

I'll subscribe to the series.

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Skasi

10 years ago

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mojjj

10 years ago
(edited 10 years ago)

so here we are now!

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Kyubey

10 years ago
(edited 10 years ago)

ive been wondering, if america goes broke, will the banks forclose on washington?

ive allways wanted a neoclasic 4 story house on pensylvenia avenue...

im gong to need to arange a custom oval bed, for my oval room, and some flags... ima chisten that plot of land the great and holey empire of ddabaeqepp

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Skasi

10 years ago

Ohai ddaba. How is your company doing? I hope it's runnin' out of money soon too?

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Kyubey

10 years ago

we use energy rather then paper for curency... but yea we are doing well, being a pangalactic corporation specialising in preventing the end of the universe has its advantages

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Shadowfury333

10 years ago
(edited 10 years ago)

Kyubey: Wouldn't the fact that your entire operation relies on violating the Law of Conservation of Energy, by creating energy from nothing, cause tons of currency inflation? To say nothing of the fact that energy is mass, mass distorts space, and enough mass would cause the universe to collapse in on itself.

On the other hand, since when does your species care about the laws of physics.

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