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Rage Against ... something something...Noobs!!

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He’s the trollman
He`s the trollman

Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trollman can do it so can you

Everybody's sayin' that the Trollman fails
But isn`t ever trolling when he wins
But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now
That the trolling and the win is the same thing
Woo! He`s the trollman

Why should we be pleasin' all the boring porcer heatens
Who would try to take out all mobiles if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuitions
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like slood*

Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trollman can do it so can you

I see you all ask `bout the method to win
Well he`s the professor and all he will tell you is
The trollmann seeks not to please anyone
He plays for the win, he plays for the fun
He`s taking the risk while you`re building a farm

So don`t sit there a-weezing,
Step up to the front and push the attack
And if you`re somehow being pushed back
Don`t limit yourself to the idea you had at the start
Just try something new
Build something different go for the flank or round the back

He`s the trollman, repeat after he:
It`s a trololo, trololo, trlololoo …lonely world
when a team acts like a bunch of cats in a bag
Each worrying about his little base and hanging back


Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trollman can do it so can you

He`s the trollman, repeat after he:
It`s a trololo, trololo, trlololo FTW world
When a team acts like a whole,
each takes on a role
and together expand and attack

Everybody blunders one way or another
So check out his message to you
As a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back
If the trolls can work together so can you!


*http://discworld.wikia.com/wiki/Slood
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10 years ago

this thread needs more nightmare fuel
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10 years ago
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It is confirmed, mojjj is an imgurian. ALL HAIL SILLY IMAGES!
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10 years ago
There's a noob who's sure all that glitters is gold
And he's building a fusion to eco
Though he stalls now, he does knows if the solars are all closed
With one unit he can get what he came for
Ooh-ooh-hoo, hoo-ooh-ooh-share-me-metal
And he's building a fusion to eco

There's a sign in their base, but he wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a line by the chat there's a teammate who sighs
Sometimes all of our markers are useless

Oh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look to their base
And my spirit is crying for ragequit
In my thoughts I have seen, lines of tanks through the trees
And the voices of specs who stand looking

Oh, it makes me wonder
Ooh, really makes me wonder

And it's whispered that soon, if we all spam the votes
Then the unlocks will lead noobs to reason
And a new game will start for those who not banned
And the lobby will echo with laughter

Ooh-ooh-hoo, hoo-ooh-ooh-share-me-metal

If there's a nooby in your team, don't be alarmed now
It's just a smurf for the ban dodge
Yes, there are two proxis you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

And it makes me wonder
Oh-oh-ho

Your windfarm is humming and is so pro - in case you don't know
The noob calling you to share him
Dear noob, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know; your fusion failed to one scouting flea, oh

And as we expand on down the map
Our bases taller than our soul
There walks a noob we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How fusion still turns mex so fast
And if you eco very hard
Overdrive will come to you at last
When all are kicked and one is all, yeah
To be a pro and not to troll

And he's buuiiilding a fusion to eco

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wat
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10 years ago

= some of my DF games...
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