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@Steel_Blue assuming god exist, and most likely he is i dont wanna go to his haven, given track record of
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@Steel_Blue assuming god exist, and most likely he is i dont wanna go to his haven, given track record of
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* kill chickens and put their blood over our house or i will yeet thy
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* kill chickens and put their blood over our house or i will yeet thy
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* "show me your loyalty by killing your son" - "lol, jk. youre cool, you dont have to kill your son"
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* "show me your loyalty by killing your son" - "lol, jk. youre cool, you dont have to kill your son"
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* lets fuckup firstborns in egypt because some pharoh went emo
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* lets fuckup firstborns in egypt because some pharoh went emo
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* give a man fishing rod instead of fish, that leads to trawlers instead of like chickpea plantantions...
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* give a man fishing rod instead of fish, that leads to trawlers instead of like chickpea plantantions...
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* nuking sodoma-gomora instead of pulling it out of rut throug veganism like todmorden or california project newstart
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i bow my head to only one true god. couples holding hands and preagnent/nursing females. all else can go to heaven-o-hell of their own choosing.
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i bow my head to only one true god. couples holding hands and preagnent/nursing females. all else can go to heaven-o-hell of their own choosing.
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when you take a look about story of god vs satan, it kinda looks like story of rambo1 when satan is rambo and god is colonel. god made promises he wouldnt keep, and satan was yea. you do your own nuking of sodoma-gomora, heres the button to nuke them, you press it, im starting a party, and thrid of gods crew were like, yea, were done as well... cant blame the guy.
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Volcanos and lava