[2up]knorke 's poetry he spammed in
zk performance thread, for posterity
Oh, say can you see by the steams early green light
What so proudly we hyped at greenlights last voting?
And the lobsters red glare, getting skuttled midair,
gave proof through the night that competive elo was still there.
Oh, say does steam-spangled lobster yet cook
O'er the land of the cluster and the home of the fuck?
Let's cook!
Lobster walks newbish down the street
With his claws pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his lob
Grav guns ready to go
Are you ready hey did you ready up?
Are you mexing past the edge of your screen?
Out of the ramp the roaches rip
To the sound of the lob, yeah
Another one cooks the lob
Another one cooks the lobs
And another one cooked and another one cooked
Another one cooks the lob
Hey I'm gonna cook you too
Another one cooks the lob
Do you think develobs will cook along
or have they ragequit yet?
Are you happy are you resigned yet?
How long can you stand the heat
Out of the pot the lobsters rip
To the sound of the lob. look out!
There are plenty of ways that you can cook a lob
And terra him in the ground
You can nap him
You can grab him
You can steam him bad and leave him
buried in the ground
Develobsters repeat their phrases
just like witches at black masses
Evil minds commit destruction
fucking up the game's construction
In a pot the lobsters burning
as the elo wheel stops turning
Death and resign to mankind
hyping up their brainwashed minds,
Oh lob yeah!
Mapfeatuerers hide themselves away
they only featured the shit
Why should they go out to play a map?
They leave that role to the lobs
Time will tell on their crustacian minds
Splitting server just for fun
Treating players just like pawns in chess
Waiting 'til steamdream day comes, lob yeah!
Now in greenlight, game stops working
ashes where the lobsters cooking
No more lobsters have the power
Hand of Pluk has struck the hour
Day of release, old bugs calling
on their claws, develobsters crawling
Begging mercy for their commits
lobsters, boiling, wave their claws
Oh lob yeah!
There's a develobster who's sure
All that glitters is green
And she's hyping a lobby to steamdream
When game gets there not even she knows
If the clusterfucks are all closed
with a hype she can get what she came for
Ooh ooh ooh ooh and she's hyping a lobby to steamdream
Lobsters cook in the pot
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes world needs two servers
In a git by the hub
There's a commit that breaks
Sometimes all of the changes are bullshit
OoOooh, it makes me resign
There's a feeling I get
When I look to one room
And my spirit is crying for resign
In the kitchen I have seen
Rings of smoke from the pots
And the voices of those who stand cooking
Ooh, it makes me resign
Ooh, it really makes me resign
And it's hyped that soon, If we all boil the pot
Then the hypers will lead us to greenlight
And a new game will dawn
For those who wait long
And the chat will echo with loblob
If there's a lobster in your team
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a pluk's smurf for the elo
Yes, there are two accounts you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the server you're on
Your game is lagging and it won't go
In case you don't know
The hyper's calling you to join him
Dear develobsters, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your game lies in its dying breath
And as we lob on down the road
Our clawns taller than our soul
There walks a lobster we all know
Who shines green light and wants to show
How steam still cooks lobsters crispy gold
And if you commit very hard
Into the pot will you come at last
Where all are cooked and one is boiled
To be a lob and not to pluk
...And she's hyping a lobby to steamdream
We are Löbsterhead.
and we play lob'n'roll.
Another bug another place,
Another hype, another face,
Another plug, another race,
I'm commiting junk, hyping bad,
Another update, I'm going mad,
My players leaving, I feel sad,
But I just love the life I lead,
Another lobby is what I need,
Another server my claws bleed,
We are the lob crew
Another newb I've left behind,
Another release completely blind,
Another error I can't find,
Another ip ban for you,
Another pot of lobster soup,
Another donation to burn through,
I'm featuring like a maniac,
Hyping my way to hell and back,
Another room turns clusterfuck,
Another match we know will suck
We are the lob crew
Another community we can burn,
Another site, another turn,
Another new GUI to learn,
Another server on the way,
Another game I fail to play,
Another hype I learn to say,
Another bloody forum post,
Another fucking tourney host,
Another set of bugs to boast,
We are the lob crew!
