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4 months ago
I suggest to use this image as a loading screen. This image is developed according to the newest researched ways to train an animal. The smartest zoologists had a hand in creating this. By using this we may incredibly improve the experience of playing lobpots. I've stolen dat animal's-mind-changing image from a secret laboratory (they're trying to teach lobsters to be a kamikaze in ww3)

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4 months ago
i like the idea of having noob trap awareness pictures on loading.

but just incase anyone gets the wrong idea..

please dont hurt ignorant sea creatures..

teach them by rewarding them with sea treats rather then hitting them with paper

let me explain..

the long crab in the picture does not understand what its doing or else it would not be doing it..

conditioning it with paper club will make the long crab cry but it doesnt know why they are stopping.

since your not actualy hitting anything over the internet its more of a life lesson "according to the newest researched ways to train an animal"
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4 months ago
if you build more than 2 storages, you should be forced playing with nubtron enabled.
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SmokeDragon, you're absolutely right that this won't work, but this was nothing more than a stupid joke. I tried to raise the serious question by this.

We could show some tips for low level players in the less stupid and offensive way than I suggested. And that's how a lobster gonna get knowledge why he should stop without making his teamlobs angry.



> if you build more than 2 storages, you should be forced playing with nubtron enabled.

As i know the most popular feature of these tutorial things is a cancel button. But maybe yes, why shouldn't we just enable it by default.
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4 months ago
i thought maybe it was a good idea.

some pictures explaining why making many storages is bad could work so long as it feels like help rather then hate. if we can comunicate with new players in a way that doesnt frighten them it might be very possitive.

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