Why does Future Wars AI suck so hard???

The AI did far better than a human would after losing 43k value to a nuke within the first 10 minutes. And for reference. I don't recall seeing an anti from the humans at all during this 24 minute game.
You're also playing against circuit's weakest matchup, big teams on a tiny map, while circuit was built mainly to win 1v1 games (and it sure can, go 1v1 the ai on comet catcher redux without cheese if you want to dispute that, cheese is defined as anything from the bottom 2 rows of the special tab)