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Skasi
This thread is dedicated to randomly accusing people of being smurfs. Credit goes to ROrankForever. Now let us begin!

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10 years ago
your link breaks the webserver here. so much for dedication.
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Skasi
Oh, the post was removed. :(
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So curently EErankAdminAnarchid and EErank[ISP]Lauri are the biggest conspiracies.
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How about ROrankForever and ROrankRed_Lemon? Both are tricky Romanian players. One of them is even a GBC member. The conspiracy thickens.
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10 years ago
neah the conspiracy shatters when you see me and him playing in oposite teams and fighting each other:). dont make me find replays for this:P
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FIrankFFC
10 years ago
proof?
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I am and have always been AUrankAdminGoogleFrog.
Proof:
1v1 players.
Australian
Admins.
Developers.
Cybernetic Front.
Within 5 Elo.

I argue with myself on the forums just to make it look like the developers are doing something, when really I am just lazy and can't be arsed fixing sea.
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Skasi
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10 years ago
[15:37] Forever i reported him with his lauri account

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10 years ago
Yeah, Sak, but is your spelling rediculus?

I need a smurf too. MYrankxponen, get more Elo!
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10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rediculus ?
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i am a third gen smurf :P my mommy was a smurf, my grandmommy was a smurf and im a smurf myselfs!

my father was the troll king(don't ask how that relationship worked...)


actualy while we are on that point evryone from england on that list is my smurf :P they just dont know it
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10 years ago
We are all someone's smurf. Someone with a shitton of different parallel personalities. THE CREATOR
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10 years ago
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We are all someone's smurf. Someone with a shitton of different parallel personalities. THE CREATOR

Xenu?!
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10 years ago
THE CREATOR is a little rat-faced man with a put-upon voice made for complaining, who created the Discworld while the main universe was being built, and it was obviously on a budget. It is clear that World Creation is purely a mechanical function and doesn't call for godlike attributes.
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10 years ago
creationists!
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10 years ago
Don't get fooled by fake smurfs!
Why would anyone smurf just to do everything the same way as always?
No point in smurfing and then having the same elo, play the same style, have the same flag, be in the same clan.
It is rumored that every full moon Godde creates a new smurf and for the whole night build nothing but metal storages. (This is also the meaning of the zK logo.)
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10 years ago
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for the whole night build nothing but metal storages

I am not alone!
We should make a storage tournament
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10 years ago
"Only allowed to deal damage via selfdestructing storages"
Sounds interesting!
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