Where is Firepluk?

Dead

i hope he is ok.. did he say goodbye?

Today, we have lost a good man. A brother to all players young and old. We will forever remember how much he livened up the community with his lobster tactics.
Forever in our memes,
Rest in Piece Firepluk

I just kind of got bored from zero-k
Maybe this weekends...

Was travelling for some time(India), got back just a week ago
The most weird country(well I've actually seen Goa only and it's not real India, I know) I've ever seen
Locals try to rip u off at each fucking step, no prices at all wherever u going to buy something...
But so far it was great - excellent weather, sea, sun, fresh fruits and Old Monk, what one can ask more ;)

How zk is doing troll-wise? :P

hah, I KNEW he was travelling, he's just picking up exotic troll tactics from across the globe, or is it flat disc nowadays.

I have to say - Indians are very good at trolling :P

One day I was walking along the beaches... Actually did this every day, the scenery is fantastic, especially in the evening :P

And u know they have so called shacks located along their beaches in Goa...
So... I stop at one and get a nice dinner, attracted by one of theirs crying 'come, excellent food, cheap, good'(in russian)...
He tries to say some stuff in ru to keep a conversation, like "My name is Pasha, I'm from India" :D

Next day I walk a bit further away pass that shack, meet another one who attracts "walkers"...
Along the conversation I ask about Pasha I met a day ago...
"Pasha is bad, he is from Pakistan, you need an Indian friend" :PPP

It probably does not sound hilarious when I'm trying to rephrase it in English but it surely did originally(being said in a very-very bad russian)

And ofc they troll u with prices on every step... Local taxis trying to charge x5-x10 of what they should :P
Thing is tourists come to Goa from all over the world - EU, US, AU u name it and the income of tourists varies wildly
basicaly muricans and eus spoiled locals and now they try to rip off everyone as they would earn similar income...

I lived in a very small village here, got some tours from a local guy who lives nearby... Gotta say - english is our lord and saviour,
can't imagine having a normal conversation there without it :P English is 2nd official language in India

One more fun fact - they honk to cars when they are going to overtake them on the road, on most of cars in Goa you can read "please, honk, ok"... Nobody uses any rules on roads, except on which line to drive and even this is being broken sometimes by stupid tourists :D But still so far no major traffic accidents, cuz honk, honk, honk

HONK :P

firepluck is part of the code now.. he may very well be the reason why coms have been nerfed so viciously over the years. we could post an add for a new fulltime troll position.. no pay but plenty of benifits such as: rage quitting, cry boating on salty gg's, fending off an angry lob mob

and lets not forget all the women zk attracts.. none.. like none at all..

is chesti a woman?

SmokeDragon how did you find out Chesti is female?

a little bird told me (old Australian saying)

.:. it means .:.

..rumor and conjecture i think someone mentioned it perhaps after a game

i think i hear it after he failed air because he was afraid to loose his planes and the team died

come to think of it it may have just been in jest of his air skills that night

well.. im bad at air so i cant talk

"It's not really anybody else's business in any case. "

Thank you for the politically correct immediate warning, it has prevented further possible jokes on the question which would have been totally out of place.