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continue the rhyme
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Topkack
3 years ago
make eco get bombed
make air lose front
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Shaman
3 years ago
(edited 3 years ago)
This line don't rhyme.
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Steel_Blue
3 years ago
Let your crabs get lobbed,
Have them feel a good punt.
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floomby
3 years ago
Gnats, hercules, you will get robbed
The gunship player is on the hunt
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Stuff
3 years ago
(edited 3 years ago)
quote:
This line don't rhyme.
Shaman
might've left his spellcheck disabl
ed
Because Doesn't is what he should've pu
t
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Shaman
3 years ago
It was intentional. The intention was a 4 syllable line demonstrating an actual rhyme. Does/nt is a two syllable word.
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Astran
3 years ago
Some ZK is great every day,
Assuming that you're able to play
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Sigero
3 years ago
Some lobsters are red
Others are blue
But no matter the color
they still die to a nuke
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jannarh
3 years ago
(edited 3 years ago)
If you get robbed,
make storage like lob
Halbrends with hold fire,
some lances in behind,
Watch opponents lose their mind.
Be clever add mace or two on the side,
Enemy raiders coming from behind.
Enemy is resourceful, deploying cloack,
Break it with your scouting,
before you get destroyed
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Sigero
3 years ago
Everytime i try to play zero-k
Lobsters keep calling me names
But when they say that i cant play
Then i look at theyre colour
and see that they are still grey
i still wonder why we still play
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Steel_Blue
3 years ago
In the Teams All Welcome room we huddle,
vexed in an everlasting long struggle.
Then the yoda speaking @Godde
declared "Destroy them, we oughta,"
soon leading to the downfall of Mumble.
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binko
3 years ago
(edited 3 years ago)
resigned from shame
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czesio
3 years ago
lobsters are tasty lobsters are good
they like to fly but get stuck in the mud
building storages grabbing all e
hording that metal or is this just me?
porcing there's nests to silly degree
those playing tactics are crazy for me!
why do i bother why do i care?
nothig will change cause this is z-k
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chumtoadafuq
3 years ago
trollcom goes in
trollcom goes out
works for a bit
then noobteam does scout
finds dirty trollcomm
sneaking around
widow goes ZAP
trollcomm going DOWN...
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mojjj
3 years ago
(edited 3 years ago)
do you hear the trollcom rattle?
do not fear or do recoil
do not worry, i am skuttle
i am best to make them boil
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TheFlyingFortress
5 months ago
the trollcom dies
tears fill the eyes
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TheFlyingFortress
5 months ago
(edited 5 months ago)
The army idles
The players fight for their survival
Each front collapses
The army naps
The lobsters die
The army lies
There come the raiders
The players tell the lobster that hes a traitor
That he should use his army
The lobster declines
Then he whines
The team resigns
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chumtoadafuq
5 months ago
the resign vote lacks the critical mass,
but the team is running out of gas
some players can see the writing on the wall,
the backline bitches have let the frontline fall
all eco, no units
all fart, no poo
build units FFS,
YES THAT MEANS YOU
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