[V]ddabaeqepp waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were noobs in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to MoriturusMortus were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Ddaba was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY NOOB TEAMMATES”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were noobs.
“This is Moriturus” the radio crackered. “You must fight the noobs!”
So Ddaba gotted his Shadow and blew up the comm.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the noob.
“I will shoot at him” said the porcnoob and he fired the rocket missiles. Ddaba skuttleed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the noob” he shouted
The radio said “No, Ddaba. You are the noob”
And then Ddaba was a singu.
