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@B982647
I
made
no
effort
in
this
game.
Played
like
my
grandmother
jacked
up
to
her
eyeballs
on
nitrous
oxide
and
coke,
sitting
there,
rocking
back
and
forth
in
my
chair,
smearing
my
face
into
the
keyboard
until
the
grease
from
my
pores
stopped
it
from
even
functioning.
At
this
point,
I
attached
the
keyboard
to
my
tailbone
and
began
to
slap
the
fuck
out
of
the
monitor
with
it
as
if
it
were
a
beaver's
tail.
Monitor
broken,
dribbling
foam
from
my
mouth
and
speaking
the
devil's
tongue
on
the
phone
to
my
auntie
in
Jamaica
the
whole
while,
I
somehow
managed
to
beat
the
#1
ranked
player's
cloakbots
with
this
factory.
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@B982647
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I made no effort in this game. Played like my grandmother jacked up to her eyeballs on nitrous oxide and coke, sitting there, rocking back and forth in my chair, smearing my face into the keyboard until the grease from my pores stopped it from even functioning. At this point, I attached the keyboard to my tailbone and began to slap the fuck out of the monitor with it as if it were a beaver's tail. Monitor broken, dribbling foam from my mouth and speaking the devil's tongue on the phone to my auntie in Jamaica the whole while, I somehow managed to beat the #1 ranked player's cloakbots with this factory.
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