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Why are we all russians

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1 [quote]who needs nukes when you have the elite russian vodka retrival units[/quote]
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1 Ukraine has [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horilka]vodka[/url], but [color=red][b]no nukes[/b][/color]. [color=red][b]Gets invaded[/b][/color]. 3 Ukraine has [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horilka]vodka[/url], but [color=red][b]no nukes[/b][/color]. [color=red][b]Gets invaded[/b][/color].
2 Afghanistan has [b][color=red]no vodka[/color][/b] (prohibited by shariah law) and [b][color=red]no nukes[/color][/b]. [color=red][b]Gets invaded[/b][/color]. 4 Afghanistan has [b][color=red]no vodka[/color][/b] (prohibited by shariah law) and [b][color=red]no nukes[/color][/b]. [color=red][b]Gets invaded[/b][/color].
3 Iraq has [b][color=green]vodka[/color][/b] and chemical weapons, but its [color=red][b]nukes are fake[/b][/color]. [color=red][b]Gets invaded[/b][/color]. 5 Iraq has [b][color=green]vodka[/color][/b] and chemical weapons, but its [color=red][b]nukes are fake[/b][/color]. [color=red][b]Gets invaded[/b][/color].
4 DPRK has [b][color=red]no vodka[/color][/b], but [color=green][b]has nukes[/b][/color]. [color=yellow][b]Not invaded[/b][/color]. 6 DPRK has [b][color=red]no vodka[/color][/b], but [color=green][b]has nukes[/b][/color]. [color=yellow][b]Not invaded[/b][/color].
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6 Israel had [b][color=green]vodka[/color][/b] (from russian-origin repatriates), but [color=red][b]no nukes[/b][/color], [color=red][b]was invaded[/b][/color], [color=yellow][b]bashed the adversaries[/b][/color]. Then [color=green][b]got nukes and vodka[/b][/color]. [color=green][b]Invades other countries[/b][/color] now. 8 Israel had [b][color=green]vodka[/color][/b] (from russian-origin repatriates), but [color=red][b]no nukes[/b][/color], [color=red][b]was invaded[/b][/color], [color=yellow][b]bashed the adversaries[/b][/color]. Then [color=green][b]got nukes and vodka[/b][/color]. [color=green][b]Invades other countries[/b][/color] now.
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8 Soviet Russia had [color=green][b]vodka[/b][/color] before WWII, but [color=red][b]no nukes[/b][/color]. [color=red][b]Got invaded[/b][/color], [color=yellow][b]bashed adversary[/b][/color], then [color=green][b]got nukes and vodka[/b][/color]. Now invades other countries. 10 Soviet Russia had [color=green][b]vodka[/b][/color] before WWII, but [color=red][b]no nukes[/b][/color]. [color=red][b]Got invaded[/b][/color], [color=yellow][b]bashed adversary[/b][/color], then [color=green][b]got nukes and vodka[/b][/color]. Now invades other countries.
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10 Conclusion: Nukes [u]prevent[/u] invasion. Vodka allows you to [u]defend[/u] from an invasion. Nukes [b]and[/b] vodka allow you to invade others. 12 Conclusion: Nukes [u]prevent[/u] invasion. Vodka allows you to [u]defend[/u] from an invasion. Nukes [b]and[/b] vodka allow you to invade others.
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12 Therefore, optimal rush scenario is first vodka, then nukes, unless you already have nukes. 14 Therefore, optimal rush scenario is first vodka, then nukes, unless you already have nukes.
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14 Corollary: If Ukraine didn't sell its nukes, it would be invading somebody now. 16 Corollary: If Ukraine didn't sell its nukes, it would be invading somebody now.
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