2 |
After
the
military
organisation
NASA
aimed
their
laser
at
Mars,
extraterrestrial
being
began
to
strike
back
and
fired
a
green
laser
at
Earth.
It
is
believed
that
this
beam
is
transmitting
a
highly
contagious
disease.
Experts
strongly
recommend
that
residents
do
not
to
consume
ice
cream
until
further
notice.
Furthermore
green-eyed
humans
are
well
advised
to
turn
themselves
in
to
the
local
police.
They
might
have
been
brainwashed
and
turned
into
alien
spies.
I
too
will
turn
myself
in
right
away!
|
2 |
After
the
military
organisation
NASA
aimed
their
laser
at
Mars,
extraterrestrial
beings
began
to
strike
back
and
fired
a
green
laser
at
Earth.
It
is
believed
that
this
beam
is
transmitting
a
highly
contagious
disease.
Experts
strongly
recommend
that
residents
do
not
to
consume
ice
cream
until
further
notice.
Furthermore
green-eyed
humans
are
well
advised
to
turn
themselves
in
to
the
local
police
for
they
might
have
been
brainwashed
and
turned
into
alien
spies.
I
too
will
turn
myself
in
after
this
post!
|