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7 years ago
I have a date in 30 minutes - if you have any good, CONCISE jokes that might improve my chances of success please share!
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7 years ago
>I have a date in 30 minutes

You're right, that IS a good joke.
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7 years ago
just be yourself ;)
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7 years ago
[GBC]1v0ry_k1ng : I have a date in 30 minutes
5 hours ago

mojjj : just be yourself
3 hours ago

moral for a good joke its all about timing
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7 years ago
dont worry guys, it was a train wreck
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7 years ago
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I have a date in 30 minutes

The first 10 times I read it I saw "I have a dante in 30 minutes"
Aaand that's a really slow rush


"Hey babe, wanna see my detriment? I can rush it into your panties in 30 secs"
or
"Wanna morph my lvl5 d***?"

Anyway, 2 words: EMP + comnap (hint: EMP=chloroform)
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7 years ago
TickMan
....This is what happens when you play to much zero-k
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7 years ago
FWIW I would have sex with you
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7 years ago
asking for help on a gaming forum
hah
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7 years ago
I'm fairly certain asking for help with jokes to tell during a date falls within the bounds of trying too hard
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Here is the favourite joke of a girl I used to know:
A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."

The joke worked on ME, I can tell you that, but you can see this depends on the audience right?

Just relax, treat her like any male friend. Show interest and enthusiasm towards her and be interested in what she has to say (If this is hard to muster, you're probably not interested in her!), ask questions that follow on from the current topic rather than having prepared material. If she is quiet and won't talk, take something she said earlier and talk about it, IE 'What you said earlier about x, that is really interesting because I was thinking about Y, blah blah blah, what do you think about Y?' and you wont run out of things to say. Laugh and enjoy yourself and she will think you are funny (If she likes you).

If you suck at the art of conversation, actually practice with friends and family in a 1-1 setting. The skill is really no different.

So what went wrong Ivory? Dish.
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7 years ago
Also don't forget, she is also the one who must impress you :)

Prepping for date by learning jokes is silly imo, just be clean and relaxed. It's just a friendly chat stuff anyway! (With the difference that it can end with wild sex in a public place)
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7 years ago
ya reprot here plz about the date :D:D:D
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7 years ago
Show us pic first pls
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7 years ago
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Show us pic first pls

Yeah, tits or gtfo
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Not funny.

EDIT: Should specify: DErankChesti and ESrankTickMan. AUrankAdminSaktoth was very funny.
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If you suck at the art of conversation, actually practice with friends and family in a 1-1 setting. The skill is really no different.

And soon your dating elo will increase by 200.

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Yeah, tits or gtfo

Tits access requires dating success, OP reported a trainwreck. Sorry tickman, no tits for you :\
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7 years ago
>Not funny.

Tastes vary.
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7 years ago
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A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."


This is fucking brilliant.

I just used it on my friend, who has a degree already in cognitive science, to great effect, coincidentally while we are getting drunk in preparation for a classical controls theory class.

Unfortunately he is male, so I am not trying to sleep with him.

We both appreciated the hell out of it though.
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7 years ago
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If you suck at the art of conversation, actually practice with friends and family in a 1-1 setting. The skill is really no different.
seems like playing on newbies welcome to prepare for 1v1 with godde...
if you think it might be difficult to find something to talk about, maybe try meeting at interessting location. (zoo with funny animals vs bar with boring tables)
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