--Intercepted transsmission--
-Who is he?
-Asshole sir.
-I know that but what's his name?
- That is his name sir, Major Asshole.
- And his cousine?
- His an ass hole too sir. Gunners made first class Philip Asshole.
- How many assholes do we got on this ship any how?
(Crowd)-Yo

--Transmission over--