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I will reclaim, hey, hey

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3 years ago

"Borrow a corpse to resurrect the soul"
(Fourteenth of the 36 Chinese Stratagems)






At first, I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never win with back porcs by my side
But then I watched so many replays thinking how I did wrong
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along

And so you're back from the fog of war
I just walked in to find you here with that shield-ball, Felons galore
I should have made the cloaked Roach
I should have bring my Jugglenaut
If I'd have known for just one second our air would fail the scout

Go on now, go. Recharge your shields
Just turn around now before you die to dinky Slings
Weren't you the one whose Bandits razed the base of mine?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd summon Vote Resign?

Oh, no, not I
I will reclaim
Oh, as long as I know CTRL-ALT-E I know I'll stay in game
I've set all my cons to eat
I've arranged 'em for retreat
And I'll reclaim
I will reclaim, hey, hey

It took all the strength I had not to lose the case
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken base
And I spent, oh, so many fights just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry, but now I hold my rank up high

And you see me somebody new
I'm not that dark red little lobster still in awe of you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me roll and flee
And now I'm turning all the wrecks into front line and DRP

Go on now, go. Repair your Thugs
Just turn around now: your Eco's toast by airborne Jacks
Weren't you the one who tried to set my base aflame?
Did you think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd call my teammates lame?
Oh, no, not I
I will reclaim
Oh, I will pick up the crystals, rocks, and shrooms with my frail Crane
I've got caretakers underneath
I've got the Funnel and Athenas
And I'll reclaim
I will reclaim
Oh
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3 years ago
cant you wait until we finish the first song :D
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3 years ago
Doesn't actually match the spirit of the stratagem though :P
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3 years ago
quote:
cant you wait until we finish the first song :D

Let me see... 1 verse done in 1 year... so 9 more years?


quote:
Doesn't actually match the spirit of the stratagem though :P

Right, but there is a trick: my use of the stratagem as an epigraph is exactly according to its spirit!
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3 years ago
Someone needs to make an anime OP version of this for lobster roll season 2 lol
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Let me see... 1 verse done in 1 year... so 9 more years?

well, you can choose 2 of the 3 following:
-cheap
-fast
-good

but you can`t have all 3. since we already have cheap (or better said unpaid) as a given, you can have fast crap or you will have to wait to get something good.
Alternatively someone oan pay me, then this project will significantly move up in my list of priorities!
Peace! :)

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3 years ago
I'll chip in twenty pancakes and a meal of your choice.
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3 years ago
truly sublime.
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3 years ago
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Someone needs to make an anime OP version


How about this:

https://vocaroo.com/1b5e22MCJ4Ip

Btw, guess who's singing

[Spoiler]
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3 years ago
Rin Kagamine?
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3 years ago
That was close, but no, Rin doesn't like Linux
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3 years ago
quote:
https://vocaroo.com/1b5e22MCJ4Ip


This is brilliant.
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