1 hand

im running an experiment.. i decided to see if playing zk with 1 hand is a disadvantage.. so for for a while i decided to badly burn my left hand.. because my ello will drop allot would it be ok to smurf while i recover?

or maybe some way to bind shift and crt+z to my mouse buttons since those are all i use can anyone who knows how to do this please help me if you want

im just going to smurf because i need a way to press shift or its impossible

but i played less well then an yellow rank.. all i did was a fac on patrol.. im injured.. shouldn't i be reassessed for skills again.. i cant play as a blue rank.. im anti smurfing.. or whatever a high rank playing terrible is called... i guess ill just come back in a few weeks =(

im not trying to troll im trying to play with a rank that reflects my ability to play.. i dont know how..

sorry

i know i am causing trouble because its upsetting people.. can an admin give me a blue rank account i can play with while i recover .. it wont be blue long but at-least it wont be grey

quote: can an admin give me a blue rank account i can play with while i recover .. it wont be blue long but at-least it wont be grey

LOL yea I'll take one too.

my hand has recovered better then expected anyway.. if you ever get a burn try this:

leave it in cold not freezing water for 4 hours.. you will need to change the water regularly and it must be clean water.. its a good idea to do this in a non insulated container such as for me a rice cooker bowl

next cover the burn with aloe vera 100% and a layer of glad-wrap/cling-film/plastic-wrap the lack of cold will cause a horrid return of the burning sensation.. to mitigate this i used a bladder water/whine placed on the burn to effectively drain the heat from the hand while i slept..

after the pain subsides reapply the aloe and or cover in honey to promote healing

I always carry these with me for reasons related to frequently handling multiple flaming objects that exhibit triple-pendulum chaotic behaviour.



If you apply immediately after acquiring the burn, the recovery is much faster and much more painless.

quote: after the pain subsides reapply the aloe and or cover in honey to promote healing

Honey has a lot of sugar in it, which may not be what you want.

i misread as Gordon 'Freeman' the half life guy .. and it still made sense

lol why am i still generating new downvotes 4 days after my 1 game as smurfdragon from a guy who wasnt even in that game =/