hello it's me Dave from the zero-k.
today i will be giving the reasons why i should be the #1 player
firstly reason why i should be the #1 player is that i am biased and spend little time on the server.
secondly i dont listen to anybody who pings me to do things in games
i will 1v1 anyone who offends me(no-elo).
i will cheese lots of great players
i will act like i do everything to gain skill but i will just abuse the elo system
i will say sorry when i am salty to riposter but then do it again
i am smart and friednly
thanks for considering zero-k fans