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I put my shirt on backwards inside out

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CArankGalamesh
2 years ago
I'm very self concious about hygiene. Some people only rinse in the shower without soap, or only soap armpits and private areas. I like to apply a good coat of soap everywhere.

I took a shower last night and I couldn't find my anus. It's not that I don't have one, I do, it's that I couldn't really tell where my butt ended and my colon started. There's supposed to be a clear cutoff and for a brief moment I just wansn't sure where that was anymore.

I guess what I'm trying to say is nerf hovers.
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unknownrankMmmmM
2 years ago
In American English the term bathroom is not used exclusively for a room having a bath, or at least a shower, but might include solely a toilet. Why? Having said this, I find the utility of having a shower inside a bath tub to be indisputed: it is possible to take a standing bath, a sitting shower, a crouched combination of a bath plus a shower. An example of this utility is when youhave played multiple games against hover: one can roll themselves up in fetal position, turn on the cold shower, and wash away the tears, shivering.
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USrankAdminSteel_Blue
2 years ago
This is just a repeat of thread https://zero-k.info/Forum/Thread/33563 . Why did you make another thread? 🧵
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CArankGalamesh
2 years ago
I was not aware that existed.
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RSrankDJOKAIZPOTOKA
2 years ago
Lemme tell ya something, alright? The squid pussy. The squid pussy is not for the faint hearted. It may be a little bit extreme. But you are assured an experience close to the real thing. Now, the next time you crave some calamari, set aside a squid that matches your penis size.

You only need the body, so remove the head and innards and clean the body’s interior to remove any remaining slime. Once cleaned, let it dry a little, place your desired amount of lube, and enjoy.
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