What's the dumbest thing you did in zk?

Play in the teams room.

https://zero-k.info/Battles/Detail/1423857

I wanted to kill an athena in our rear with planes, but forgot that my trinity was selected, so I nuked the athena with all our stuff around it.

Good thing my team didn't kick me, and we won, and the athena-builder lobster got salty (as usual).

Use the forum.

Making a smurf to rush nuke

I am trying to remember something dumb I've done in ZK, and I know I've done something super dumb, but I can't remember it at the moment.
Something I do remember, however, is something that TomBodett did one time (don't worry I asked him if I could share this story, and he said yes).

If I am remembering correctly, it was this game: https://zero-k.info/Battles/Detail/1093026
He had a Zenith, and was winning the game by a lot, and decided to stop continuously bombing our bases with meteors because he wanted to give us a chance. After some time, he realized (he didn't know this before, we were very new to ZK) that once his Zenith had enough meteors, they started dropping on his base, and he thought "Oh no, what do I do?", and then thought "Maybe if I turn it off it'll stop collecting meteors!"

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thinking you can win a game with (mostly) skuttles. (you can't but blowing stuff up is fun). i realized this after i dropped 500+ elons back in the day by using this extensively...

played zk for the first time

This Scallop drop where my units collided with each other (timestamp 39:00)

Trying out Zero-k tutorials...



bbbut you can!

-> Installed zk through Steam, played using my Steam profile
-> After a month or so I decided that I don't want to play through Steam, installed zk through itch.io
-> Didn't know that I could write to a mod to "transfer" my profile, so I created a new one, and used only it
-> In this conversation https://zero-k.info/Battles/Detail/1027123 I suggested that Sigero can create a new profile - since I was quite new to online multiplayer games, I didn't realize that it is a bad sport to do so and that those profiles are called "smurf" (I did not mean it in any harmful way)
-> Got banned for a century by Aquanim, because he saw that my IP had also that Steam account (which I no longer used and did not intend to)
-> Got salty and created another account, wrote into that discussion again, got banned again, wrote an angry message to Aquanim through yet another profile to delete all my profiles and data

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