You have two cows.

inb4 locked and mojjj forumbanned

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This is completely different from the original joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows

Before banning and locking, we can make ZK cows!

let's see...

Porcing - You have two cows, you make a nice fence around your property and milk them while everybody else take the rest of the herd and force you out of business.
Pluking - You have two cows, you start building a cheese factory. Your cows die from lack of food. You blame other farmers.
@Godde - You have two cows, each makes twice as much milk as any other cow.
hokomoko - You have two cows, you look somewhere else. You have no cows.

You have two cows.
Communism: the state takes both and gives you milk back.
RoI: the state takes them both and gives all the milk to some guy owning a crop farm, the reason being that crops can feed cows to increase milk production. You only receive the personal milk produced by your wife (who works at construction) and whatever you can scavenge by killing cows of people from across the ridge.

Xivender, we do!

[Fx]Drone - Your cows keep dying daily, but you get new ones faster than that.
TheSponge - You have a dozen of very fast cows that migrate in a herd. They don't give much milk, but they trample everyone's crops, so their economy grows slower.
RyMarq - You had two cows. They went extinct in 1768.
Anarchid - Your have two cows. One of them is illegally modified.

Xivender - you have two cows, which were trollcoms before the nerf.
@Godde - you have two coms.
TheMooseIsLoose - you have two cows with giant pair of antlers.
Forever - you have two krows who love ice skating.
[ISP]Lauri - you have a cow and a smurf called Anarchid.
ElTorero - you have two cows with an extra useless udder.
TheEloIsALie - they say you have two cows, but you dont trust the system.
@[ffc]killer - you have two cows, one says "wat" in chinese, the other one is a ghost.
[GBC]1v0ry_k1ng - you are denying your unnumbered cows are also part in the GBConspiracy
[Kf3in]C21 - you have two cows. your cows have shields.
Shadowfury333 - you have two cows with a mircophon. they do mixtapes with floris.
NeonSturm - you have around 2.000000000 cows.
Firepluk - you have 2 cows on your farm. they wear sunglasses. its a singu farm. everything makes sense now.
Alcur - how the hell can your cows swing them banhammers?

Wat? I see you people like beef very much.

U mad..

It's Noob - You have two cows, but don't know how to milk them.

Failer - you have two cows, but u accidenaly kill one of them, and the other one runs away.

quote: Spain: You have two cows. You torture them for fun while your neighbours watch and cheer.

Pretty accurate