Surfboard
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The Surfboard was a transport platform.
| Surfboard (armtboat) | |
|---|---|
| Transport Platform | |
 | |
| Stats | |
| Cost | 220 |
| Hit Points | 1200 |
| Mass | 183 |
| Movement Speed (elmo/s) | 99 |
| Turn Rate (deg/s) | 97 |
| Vision Radius (elmo) | 325 |
| Weapons | |
| None | |
Description
The Surfboard serves as a naval transport and firing platform--that is, any unit on the Surfboard can fire off of it.
Notes
The Surfboard was removed for a few reasons. The design on a conceptual level was not well thought-out, it was ugly, and it was rather buggy. It was decided that removing the unit was the best course of action, as attempting to fix it would be far more effort than it was worth. The Surfboard in any recognizable state is more than likely not coming back.
"approximately every single facet of the unit was, to put it bluntly, shit" - Sprung[1]
Debug data:
[SQLBagOStuff] MainObjectStash using store ReplicatedBagOStuff[objectcache] MainWANObjectCache using store EmptyBagOStuffIP: 13.58.55.46Start request GET /mediawiki/Surfboard
HTTP HEADERS:
CONTENT-TYPE:
CONTENT-LENGTH: 0
X-ORIGINAL-URL: /mediawiki/Surfboard
USER-AGENT: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
HOST: zero-k.info
ACCEPT-ENCODING: gzip, br, zstd, deflate
ACCEPT: */*
CONNECTION: close[localisation] LocalisationCache: using store LCStoreDB[session] SessionManager using store SqlBagOStuff[DBReplication] Cannot use ChronologyProtector with EmptyBagOStuff[DBReplication] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LBFactory::getChronologyProtector: request info {
"IPAddress": "13.58.55.46",
"UserAgent": "Mozilla\/5.0 AppleWebKit\/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot\/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)",
"ChronologyProtection": false,
"ChronologyPositionIndex": 0,
"ChronologyClientId": false
}[DBConnection] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer::lazyLoadReplicationPositions: executed chronology callback.[DBConnection] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer::getLocalConnection: connected to database 0 at 'localhost'.[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[session] SessionBackend "kvn63ams0p5u2cjq8dcvge5crv8onj2a" is unsaved, marking dirty in constructor[session] SessionBackend "kvn63ams0p5u2cjq8dcvge5crv8onj2a" save: dataDirty=1 metaDirty=1 forcePersist=0[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "wikidb229_mw__session", "", "1711885228", "/", "", "", "1"[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "wikidb229_mw_UserID", "", "1711885228", "/", "", "", "1"[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "wikidb229_mw_Token", "", "1711885228", "/", "", "", "1"[cookie] already deleted setcookie: "forceHTTPS", "", "1711885228", "/", "", "", "1"[DBConnection] Wikimedia\Rdbms\LoadBalancer::getLocalConnection: connected to database 0 at 'localhost'.Title::getRestrictionTypes: applicable restrictions to [[Surfboard]] are {edit,move}[ContentHandler] Created handler for wikitext: WikitextContentHandler[MessageCache] MessageCache using store SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] SqlBagOStuff::lock failed due to timeout for wikidb229-mw_:messages:en.[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[MessageCache] MessageCache::load: Loading en... local cache is empty, global cache is expired/volatile, loading from databaseParserFactory: using preprocessor: Preprocessor_HashUnstubbing $wgLang on call of $wgLang::_unstub from ParserOptions->__construct[caches] parser: SqlBagOStuffArticle::view using parser cache: yes[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuffParser cache options found.[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuff[SQLBagOStuff] Connection mysql object #127 (handle id #121) will be used for SqlBagOStuffParserOutput cache found.Article::view: showing parser cache contentsMediaWiki::preOutputCommit: primary transaction round committedMediaWiki::preOutputCommit: pre-send deferred updates completedMediaWiki::preOutputCommit: session changes committedMediaWiki::preOutputCommit: LBFactory shutdown completedTitle::getRestrictionTypes: applicable restrictions to [[Surfboard]] are {edit,move}
